A lot of people have told me I’ll meet some pretty interesting characters during my 6 weeks in South Australia. It’s not that South Australians are any more wacky than the rest of the country, it’s just that so many of the places I’ll be visiting are small towns, often quite remote, and if any of the accounts I’ve heard are to be believed, it’s places like these where those great Aussie characters are found.
So yes, I fully expected to meet some funny country folk. What I didn’t expect was that I’d meet one less than an hour after arriving in the state! Roadies, let me tell you about Frank ‘The Chook Bloke’ Turton, the man I consider to be the Jewel of the Murray. Continue reading
Today in Plain EngRish #14, we learn that Asia, like anywhere else in the world has rules. It’s just that in Asia, rules often come in the form of EngRish. These, as you may have guessed, are my favourite kind of rules.
To ensure you stay on the right side of the law on your Asian adventures, be sure to adhere to the following rules… even if no one else does. Continue reading
Hello Roadies! FYI These Roads is currently on the road in South Australia, researching for the upcoming edition of the Rough Guide to Australia.
I was going to sit down and write a quick post about it, but the lovely folk over at World Nomads have just published a post on their site, which explains more or less what I was going to say, thus saving me the trouble! What am I on about? Check out this link to find out.
I promise I’ll write when I can, but just in case, I’ve scheduled some Plain EngRish GOLD for the next few weeks.
Send any good South Aust tips/hints my way! I’m looking forward to sharing my stories with you soon!
Last year I discovered a place that is every EngRish enthusiast’s dream. Plain EngRish heaven, one might even say ; The Young Elderly Fisherman restaurant in Chengdu, China.
After chancing upon this random little eatery, we were tickled pink… and as I’m sure you can imagine, our decision to dine at the Young Elderly Fisherman was based entirely on the amusing name (young AND elderly?? Really??). Already my day had been made (it doesn’t take much), but then we opened the menu. HOLY CRAP! It was amazing! Never in my wildest dreams had I dared to believe that a menu so packed with Plain EngRish gold could ever exist. Honestly, you couldn’t even make stuff like this up! Don’t believe me? See for yourselves; Continue reading
Plain EngRish this week goes out to Asia and its wacky ‘No Smoking’ signs.
For a continent with a rather large smoking population, Asia seems to have an uncanny ability of morphing this common interdiction into some incredibly peculiar EngRish, which differs greatly from one country to the next. Regardless of these differences, however, the result is always the same: highly amusing EngRish.
Let me take you on a little tour of Asia’s ‘No Smoking’ EngRish and you will soon see what I mean.
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Northern Ireland: Carrickfergus Castle on your way to The Glens of Antrim
Tradition suggests you first think of Northern Ireland as a barren place without interest or wonder. To do so means you miss a rich chance to explore a very vibrant and intoxicating country. Where else will you find the enchanting Mourne mountain range that inspired C.S. Lewis to create Narnia? Continue reading